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Rod Reed

God's gift to the music world. The greastest band director i have a plesure to be taught by. The redest band director the world may ever know
First place General effect is .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Rod Reed.
by 2nd best marcher in band November 3, 2016
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ride the rod

To climb onto an erection and have sexual intercourse
Hey baby, come ride the rod.
by madam curious December 11, 2013
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knowledge rod

Damn, he’s got a nice knowledge rod!
by Nahmean July 16, 2020
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Rod Bobblin’

Dude Australian guys must have tiny dicks. My big American hog is rod bobblin’ every toilet I dump in over here.
by Jaybandzdough July 10, 2023
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douche rod

A vehicle typically driven by white teens aged 16 - 20 that has had a body kit installed, an enormous spoiler, and an after market exhaust whose "performance gains vs. decibel level" ratio is questionable at best.

Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).

It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
"I didn't realize the Douche Rod Expo at the mall parking lot was a year-round event"

"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"

"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
by JDidds October 26, 2012
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rod of masculinity

how is your rod of masculinity feeling right now
by rod of love May 2, 2012
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Rod Cod

My Man Rod Cod is so cool that his name is even cool like nobody can be as cool as Rod Cod. Plus he's the best cod player in the world he sniped me with a tomahawk from across the new year.
Ahhhh My Man Rod Cod you so coolio julio my nibba.
by urbanLicker February 19, 2019
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