pinky ponky

An intense version of ping pong involving violence and the use of your wenis. It is usually accompanied by the Spice Girls.

Yo J-9 let's go hit up some pinky ponky. Don't forget to warm up your wenis before we play!

by PonkyLover September 4, 2008

Plonk

Staying in bed for an extended or exaggerated amount of time; sleeping, watching movies, or cuddling with a partner, or a group.

I feel so lazy, I plonked for 5 hours before deciding to do my laundry.

by Jack_Mier May 15, 2014

Stonky Plonky

Someone whos asshole is brown and rotton and has mould growing on it.

Bradley and Becky have stonky plonkys

by Adam Shitters July 15, 2018

pronky

a girl that acts more sexual than others when with their partner, not a slag, just more 'forward'

guy1 - "dude your girl won't leave you alone. she's always on top of you!!"

guy2 - "yeah she's pronky!!"

by tonktonktonk July 23, 2009

ponkey

panda+monkey=ponkey...me and a friend were in a geogeraphy class and i drew a random Monkey, he sed it was a panda that i drew. after 1 minute of argueing we decdided it was a cross between both-a ponkey! mating call "orrraaarrrrrruuuuuu"

ahhhh a ponkey is attacking!!!!

by Adam white July 18, 2006

plonker

What you call someone who is so drunk that his head hits the table and makes a loud "Plonk!"

Ingrid is such a plonker! She is smashed out of her mind!

by Boberto the Great December 3, 2007

Honky Ponky

To fool around, act like a hooligan, or any other actions your father would not like you to do. Usually a term used in the situation of a daughter asking her father for permission to go out, and he warns her not to do anything stupid.

Joanne - "Dad can I go to a friend's house after school to hang out since there's no school Tuesday"
Dad- "Who is going?"
Joanne- "Just the girls and a couple of guys"
Dad- "Okay you can go, I trust you but NO HONKY PONKY"

by PNdelacruz October 20, 2008