Pinkie Promise

The act of swearing a blood oath while pinkies are interlocked. Breakers of the pinkie promise beware...

Pinkie promise you will call me when you get back!

by annatorvizsuperzsexkie May 10, 2013

campaign promise

Making a promise you never really intend to keep.

If you will have dinner with me I will be a total gentleman the entire time. Campaign promise

by roadkill1 July 22, 2010

Man-promise

when 2 men of no relation engage in a promise.

johnson: "man i didnt fuck trisha, she's yo bitch."
willy: "promise?"
johnson: "sure"
willy: "we involved in a man-promise right now?"
johnson: "sure"

by gumbi mcfadden October 30, 2010

Promise

something that people make to comfort another person.
is only kept in a 2 state radius other wise promise is canceled and no longer exists.

moving day promise

by Jill Collinson February 19, 2011

Promise Rabbit

When making a promise to someone instead of doing a pinky promise, you engage in a Promise rabbit where both parties make a rabbit ears shape with thier second and third finger put the rabbits together in a scissoring motion then pull away making an explosion noise.

The promise Rabbit is a sacred bond which cannot be broken.

Person 1 - Dude, I promise not to watch adult material on your laptop.

Person 2 - Promise Rabbit Promise

Person 1 - Yes, Promise Rabbit Promise

*does the promise rabbit.

by McMaizonattor September 3, 2012

promise cat

Not unlike a promise ring, a promise cat is a ceremonial feline offering to one's significant other, symbolizing commitment to future engagement. A promise cat provides the additional benefit of satiating maternal instinct, temporarily delaying the urge to procreate.

Mike: "How long have you two been together now?"
Bill: "About 5 years."
Mike: "When you going to make her a wife? There must be a ton of pressure in that direction..."
Bill: "Dude, you don't even know. Her younger sister just got married, and her facebook feed is filling up with friends' baby pics. I ended up getting her a promise cat to release some of the pressure."
Mike: "Nicccce. Classic move, brah."
Bill: "Yeah, that oughta hold her off for now."

by SensualHarassment May 19, 2014

worthless as an election promise

In view of politicians making promises before an election but invariably breaking them after an election.
Therefore the lowest possible denominator of the value of something can be described in this way.

'Jack's commitment to give up smoking is as worthless as an election promise.'

'Yeah, he won't last a day.'

by MrMagnesium May 14, 2014