Professional Bunnage

A fancy term, usually used by formal businessmen and rich gentlemen, when they see "dat ass".

Mostly used during dinners party and high-class social gigs.

The two "n's" represent the ass.

James: Oh damn! Look a that girl's ass. I'd hit it from the back, right lads?
Bob: I'd have a go on her.
Horatio: Oh quite! That is the professional bunnage we all know and love.

by Stimperson October 30, 2016

professional smartass

A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.

He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.

by Secret Agent: Dog February 11, 2017

Propester

A campaigner against pest control. Those who defy conservation science and would sooner see forests overrun by invasive species than look at the hard data. Often prone to violent outbursts and domestic terrorism, they have been known to hijack helicopters, throw their extracted tumors at innocent workers, plant fake bombs, ad nauseum.

Ranger Steve: Hey Carl, don't forget to check your wheelnuts before you go home today.
Ranger Carl: Whys that mate?
Ranger Steve: The propesters are at it again, if it's not enough we have to dodge flying tumors, now they've started sabotaging our vehicles! Thanks to them, my wheel came flying off and hit a baby in the face.
Ranger Carl: That's deeply disappointing.

by Sass The Normies November 18, 2017

professer finesser

someone who is a professional at flirting/ getting with someone

bro- " hey it's yo boy, professer finesser"
man- " ye, i smashed her last night bro"

by GirlNextDoor177 January 24, 2018

Professional Weirdo

A person who is weird to the existent that they think being born is a sport.

My friend is a Professional Weirdo. He bet 500 Shmeckles on baby #4.

by O O G A B O O G A August 19, 2019

professor hidgens

A character of the Hatchetfield universe, making his first appearance in Starkid's 2018 "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". As of 2021 he has also made appearances in episodes 1 and 2 of Nightmare Time and is mentioned briefly in Black Friday. He is played by Robert Manion

person 1: mannnn, that professor hidgens tho
person 2: fucking pardon?

by jackaloped February 1, 2021

professor hidgens

a king, according to ted spanoffski

(played by robert manion)

person 1: who's your favourite character from tgwdlm?
person 2: definitely professor hidgens!

by whatthefuckdidijustaccomplish April 21, 2021