hillbilly hot pocket

An impractical joke where a man opens the seam at the bottom of one of the front pockets of a pair of trousers.While freeballing and wearing said trousers and performing some task that occupies both hands,he informs a female friend or coworker that he has some Tootsie Rolls or StarBursts in his pocket and they should feel free to reach in and help themselves.The look on the females face when she discovers the Tootsie Roll has a set of hairy balls attached is priceless .

You should've seen how fast my cousin jerked her hand out of my pocket when I pulled the ole "hillbilly hot pocket" on her.

by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011

Pocket Gay

A perfect travel-sized homosexual.

From Will and Grace:

Jack: What you have there is a Pocket Gay. Just pop him in a man-purse or briefcase and you're good to go. In ten year's they'll be makin' them all that way.

by Cadyelle September 25, 2008

pocketholder

A pocketholder is someone's bitch, usually in prison.

You were a pocketholder in jail, weren't you?

by DYLAN #1 ICON January 1, 2005

Boxer Pocket

When you are wearing shorts with no pockets, so you store things in between the elastic strap on your boxers and your hip. Works well for flat objects.

"Hey Joe where's your iPhone?"
"I got it stored in my boxer pocket"

by basketballbrian October 25, 2009

you dropped your pocket

usually a term said to see if the person is stupid enough to check if they indeed dropped their pocket

also could mean your fly is open

"hey, you dropped your pocket"

by applealex September 26, 2009

otter's pocket

Something very, very wet.

She's wetter than an otter's pocket.

by The Moai April 26, 2006

ohio hot pocket

where you go up to a person from behin (preferably a female) hug them still from behind while sneakaly putting ur dick into their pocket and you pee creating a warm sensation (hot pocket)

sally pissed me off so i snuck up and gave her an ohio hot pocket

by dave cheppel September 20, 2006