painting the ceiling

Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place

I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling

by Miltythecheese June 15, 2017

Finger Painting

After anal sex, the female takes a giant dump on the males back, and smears it down creating a smooth layout. The female then writes her full name using her finger with the shit that is on the males back.

Mary took a shit on my back, and left her trademark finger painting.

by Dene V April 3, 2008

painting

when two people are fighting

boy1: yo what happened at school

boy2: ah man, dem niggas was painting

by jus a nigga tryna help April 15, 2017

green painting

A business or person falsy claiming to be eco-friendly or sustainable because it is a marketable business opportunity.

Be careful when you sell eco-friendly products that are not pure because people will accuse you of green painting.

by dimondite July 21, 2006

t-painin' it

spending time with your significant other.
coming from t-pains i'm sprung

mike: where's fonzo?
alex: t-painin' it!

by goldilocks2011 June 12, 2011

pride painting

A hispanic run garage painting incorporation in which memebers Jose and Jorge (of mexican decent of course) make a living off hard labor and sweaty back braking work for members of the higher class racial ethnicity.

BG and Jose run pride painting main!!

by gregory sanchez May 13, 2005

Painting the Walls

any type of intercourse in the dorms!

Jessica: did you hear what Carrie did last night?
Sam: No?
Jessica: She was painting the walls with Jack last night

by CrazyMonkey1992 January 13, 2011