putang ina mo

Endearment, literally means excuse me.

Putang ina mo, gago ka ba? in english: excuse me. are you good?

by Mr i know it all shit April 23, 2018

putapitapaper

Another word for Unintentional Medical Examination ASMR. The word got famous by Dr. James Gill when he says, "I'm gonna putapitapaper" while placing a paper sheet on his patient's hands while doing examination. "Putapitapaper" actually means "Put a bit of paper", spoken very quickly in a British Accent by Dr. Gill.

I'm gonna putapitapaper on your hands if that's alright with you.

by Jonathan John July 10, 2020

Put a Door In

v. - a solution which is oversimplified to the point that it becomes nonsensical. Often presented as a brilliant idea by someone who wishes to appear knowledgeable when they actually know the least about the subject.

Dorthu: "I'm having trouble seamlessly streaming levels in this game."
Gabe: "Just put a door in."

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Tom: "Dude, instead of paying to get my car fixed, I'm just gonna use some duct tape."
John: "Way to put a door in."

by Dorthu June 2, 2009

I could put a fist through that

A phrase used to agree with someone, say something is cool, or say a girl is attractive.

Hey dude wanna go boarding this weekend?

Reply: Yea I could put a fist through that.

Bro what do you think of the girl in the booth behind me.
Reply: Yea the blond one I could put a fist through that.

by endlessrunnershigh February 1, 2010

putaculidad

The spanish equivalent of P. Diddy's bitchassness. Used in instances where bitch ass behavior is present. Usually used in simple spanish sentences or used as an exclamatory.

See bitch assness- A disease plaguing America's youth that is characterized by excessive whining, laziness, and/or undeserved arrogance

no me gusta putaculidad!!!

(After your friend bitches out of an obligation) shake your head then say: No putaculidad!!!

by no_putaculidad! April 22, 2009

Put a pin in that

A douchey/ middle management way to say "let's come back to that later," or, "hold that thought." Increasingly popular in business speak.

Possibly originally from WWII, referring to putting a pin back in a hand grenade so it won't go off.

Employee: "Will we have health benefits during the furlough?"

Mid-level boss: "Let's just put a pin in that, for now."

by tubalcain July 23, 2009

Putang Gilimore

A mythical creature also known as "Camigloo".

Living within mortals... Putang Gilimore is unleashed when a human consumes copious amounts of alcohol.

Drawing to midnight a double shot drink can also bring out the beast...

However, be weary, no one knows the full extent of Putang's power... It can transform its face into demonic images, causing mass hysteria and instant fatality to photos...

guy1: "What's Wesley doing with his face!?"
guy2: "That's not Wes... that's Putang Gilimore!!!"
guy1: "wtf, was it necessary to buy Wes a double shot!?"
guy2: "yes"
guy1: "fml"
guy2: "take a photo of Putang! Quick!"

*camera click*

*awkward silence*
guy1: "the pic is messed up..."
guy2: "...fark."
guy1: "may God have mercy on us all..."
guy2: "..."

by MuMan February 9, 2010