Salting the possum

Lighten up, chill out, not take things too seriously

Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum

by Taxidermistlady February 19, 2017

Possum

When you and your lover are sleeping and one starts to get frisky, turning the other one on, only to roll over and go back to sleep! It's called the possum

A: I was sleeping last night and Roman started teasing me
I: sounds like fun
A: it was until he pulled the possum
I: ouch I can't believe he pulled the possum

by Sweetsgirl January 10, 2017

Drowning the possum

To try and make sweet love to a woman with a flaccid penis

Dude I drank too much last night and ended up drowning the possum

by BABARACUS December 12, 2019

possum

Slang for when someone tell you something and you don’t really care but don’t have the heart to tell them.

“I just got an A on my history test!”
“That’s possum man!”

by bioiscool January 13, 2020

Possum

"The act of rolling on your back, throwing your arms out like a zombie after a long 15 seconds of intercourse."

Austin rolled over like a possum

by A.H.203 August 27, 2013

Possume

something post-requiem
that 
assumes
a role
in society.

Wait, what? What do you mean possume?

by ThaoNeguY July 6, 2011

Possum

Used in place of Maybe, perchance or possibly

Friend One: Do you want to do anything tonight?
Friend Two: "Possum"

by Meat-_-Drop January 29, 2024