"you guys, my plastic birthday's coming up, party?"
"The birthday on my fake id is feb. 16, i'm going to get fucked up under his/her name...it's my plastic birthday"
"The birthday on my fake id is feb. 16, i'm going to get fucked up under his/her name...it's my plastic birthday"
by sultans_of_pdx February 5, 2010
Get the plastic birthdaymug. 1960's hippie lingo for any social norm or ideal that they felt was a conformist notion designed to rob them of their free thought.
Dad: "Hey son, it's time you got a job and contributed to the household."
Hippie Son: "Don't wrap me up in your plastic hassles, work is just a construct of conformity!"
Hippie Son: "Don't wrap me up in your plastic hassles, work is just a construct of conformity!"
by x BILKO x September 12, 2016
Get the Plastic Hasslesmug. by Teacherthatdonthelp November 24, 2021
Get the Airless plasticmug. A unique specimen who supposedly calls him/herself president, when in fact the majority of their already limited knowledge comes from Google Searches and Cable news. They have no interest in "intelligence briefings". They have no knowledge of even there own party, and have no knowledge of their history or culture. They used this Party to get to power as it most suited at this time.
Instead of using party faithful for cabinet positions, a Plastic President will fill the halls of power will family, friends from the club and real life representations of DC comics Legion of Doom.
The Plastic President is also remote controlled. Using a repurposed wi remote a "foreign agent" can take control at any given time using the codeword "Please help me skin this bear Vladamir"
Also being plastic makes it easy to wipe pee off after a golden shower.
Instead of using party faithful for cabinet positions, a Plastic President will fill the halls of power will family, friends from the club and real life representations of DC comics Legion of Doom.
The Plastic President is also remote controlled. Using a repurposed wi remote a "foreign agent" can take control at any given time using the codeword "Please help me skin this bear Vladamir"
Also being plastic makes it easy to wipe pee off after a golden shower.
"MR Putin, The Plastic President in now online and awaiting you orders"
"Please hose down the Plastic President to avoid that longterm sticky feeling we have been getting after such activities "
"Please hose down the Plastic President to avoid that longterm sticky feeling we have been getting after such activities "
by Trumper Dumper January 14, 2017
Get the plastic presidentmug. emo kid 1: what a poser!
emo kid 2: she's a plastic emo *rolls eyes*
emo kid 3: stop stealing our style! ;_;
emo kid 2: she's a plastic emo *rolls eyes*
emo kid 3: stop stealing our style! ;_;
by xximnotemoxx May 25, 2010
Get the plastic emomug. a fake asshole.
someone who trys to get things easily and fucks "friends" over
stealing bastard
can't speak proper english
40 year old virgins who live in daddys basement
someone who trys to get things easily and fucks "friends" over
stealing bastard
can't speak proper english
40 year old virgins who live in daddys basement
by theMAN55_ September 20, 2010
Get the plastic magnetmug. (n) A typically surgically altered, pink velour track suit wearing, convertible driving mother. She is usually older and longs for younger days.
by sexyqueengoddess69 September 28, 2008
Get the plastic mommug.