plastic birthday

celebrating the person on your fake i.d.'s birthday

"you guys, my plastic birthday's coming up, party?"

"The birthday on my fake id is feb. 16, i'm going to get fucked up under his/her name...it's my plastic birthday"

by sultans_of_pdx February 5, 2010

Plastic straws

They are super effective against turtles

Person 1: *Throws plastic straws at a turtle*
Turtle: *Dies*

by Bussin burrito with steel ass January 10, 2022

plastic fork

cheap, common eating utensil with long spikes for eating/killing with, you decide, usually comes in a pack

Cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork over baking, heavy breathing dont give a fuck it its carbs that im eating

by metal cheezbooger December 17, 2016

Plastic Fuck

Some of the most popular plastic

Being defined- plastic fuck - when

by Sama-123 January 21, 2021

Plastic Hassles

1960's hippie lingo for any social norm or ideal that they felt was a conformist notion designed to rob them of their free thought.

Dad: "Hey son, it's time you got a job and contributed to the household."

Hippie Son: "Don't wrap me up in your plastic hassles, work is just a construct of conformity!"

by x BILKO x September 12, 2016

plastic emo

another term for scene
happy emo, much more colorful
prep emo
poser?
more dance and hip hop =_=~

emo kid 1: what a poser!
emo kid 2: she's a plastic emo *rolls eyes*
emo kid 3: stop stealing our style! ;_;

by xximnotemoxx May 25, 2010

waterproof plastic

some sort of material that is non-water absorbent and reflects water on both sides

waterproof plastic is useful when having sex.

by thewaterproofcompany August 22, 2011