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no women 2020 

No Women 2020 is a challenge which implies not having any sort of direct romantic contact with any woman during the entire year.

Hugging is tolerated. No kissing, sex, relationship or any sort of bdsm play.
It s also thought that this challenge is the sole reason for the Covid pandemic.
At the completion of the challenge, the victors are awarded an invitation to a girl sleepover as the gay best friend.
The year can be adapted.
Mike: I heard John failed no women 2020 with a big fat dyke, is it true?
Will: It’s a fact and probably the saddest thing you will hear all year. Six months of bachelor life wasted for a big dyke.
no women 2020 by godthevirgin December 29, 2020
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No Woman No Cry 

A line originally from a Bob Marley song of the same name about comforting a woman and saying that he will come back for her. Ironically, it is now used by young bachelors around the world as a slogan about how they don’t need female companionship, romance, or sex, thus also making it the opposite of the line “All The Single Ladies.” It is also used a lot upon dumping a girl.

Recently, both the gay and transgender male communities have caught on to using this slogan as well. The gay community sees it as saying they are happy not dating women, and the trans male community uses it to distance themselves from the gender they identified as previously.

It is worth noting, however, that many women find this line offensive, sexist, and even as possible sexual harassment due to the fact they feel it ostracizes and dehumanizes them as objects. Most sensible people, however, have called them out on this clearly bullshit excuse.
“I just dumped that dumb bitch Sherry, no woman no cry!”
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No-wave is a genre of music that's name takes the mickey out of the stereotyping that occurs every day, mainly within the teen popular culture. An example of this stereotyping is:
Mark: what's with Matt these days he's listening to a lot of Senses Fail and Hawthorne Heights?
Mike: yeh it's all just a load of emo shit
Mark:...mmmmmmmm... so true
This stereotyping occurs because these bands, however good or bad they are, can so easily defined as a certain style. Styles such as metal, punk, classic rock,new-wave jazz, r&b and emo are commonly discussed, which actually gets REALLY annoying. So anyway, No-Wave is a name used for a hard-to-define, broad genre of music that came about in NYC late 70's-ish. Bands such as Sonic Youth, Fugazi and Helmet are commonly known as typical No-Wave bands and have been very successful because of their open minded approach to rock music.
bands such as these:
pussy galore
teenage jesus and the jerks
etc

no wonder he mad 

1. An expression used to explain why most Asian males are so aggressive and tempremental; this is usually because they have huge issues about a very small penis; see scho small
2. To say someone has a small penis; usually said under the breath
Definition 1:
Daniel Ng was a very angry kid because he has a small penis.
Definition 2:
David Chen had a small penis. It was no wonder (why) he (was) mad.
no wonder he mad by Blackstump November 14, 2003
a statement which is usually said any time any where, for no reason. And always yelling it out
person #1"yoo can u drive me to the mall?"
"wanna go to an orgy?"
"Lets steal some gum?"

person #2 " NO WAY!! =D"
No Way by bazn co June 15, 2009
The idiot's way of spelling ''no way'' Popular on the internet
o rly?

ya rly

no wai

die losers
no wai by DizzyLizzy January 27, 2007

ain't no way 

an emphasis on No if bad

an emphasis on Surprised, excited, definitely YES or being for sure
both can be used with humor or seriousness
"ain't no way" I won the lottery
"ain't no way" I'm about to pass up this opportunity

"ain't no way" that stink lady like me
"ain't no way" they stole all those things
"ain't no way" I'm going to the Lake of sulfur and fire of HELL
ain't no way by UnoYoko February 11, 2022