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Nun's finger

Nun's finger refers to the lump on the middle finger from writing long papers with a pen. It's common among university students during their exam periods, especially MBA and medical students who have very long exams papers to write. It is thought to have come from a joke about nuns getting a similar lump, or rubbing sore from holding candles in a similar way to a pen but using them to pleasure themselves. There is also possible reference to the virginity of a finger, as the nun's finger syndrome is more common when the finger owner has not performed a great deal of intensive writing for some time.
As I am a computer programmer, I don't write with a pen any more I have a nun's finger from all my MBA exams.
by Mother superiority August 2, 2016
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Nun

This is a girl or woman who is so bad ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Condemn to nothing /none/nun which means they don’t get no dick ever. No good food just eat salads and nasty vegetables and no money to buy anything. Who more marred in appearance than them so they can’t even sneak ?
This nun act so holy but it’s not their choice. It’s eternal punishment.
mugGet the Nunmug.

The Dirty Nun Confessional

When she dresses up as a dirty nun. Set up two chairs, one on each side of a slightly open door. She confesses all the dirty things she wants done to her. You then proceed to satisfy every confession.
Kelly wanted The Dirty Nun Confessional last night, so after confession I tied her face down to the bed, spanked her bottom red, raw dogged her bottom and then finished on her face. The odd thing was she wanted me dressed as Santa.
by DT_S January 1, 2023
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the real nun

A lil idiot who likes bullying my sidekicks and always saying MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Since 2019 I hope pack god roast this shit YouTuber
The most Annoying YouTuber goes to the real nun!!!
That little booger snot is a brainless kid in reality
by maleGigityBOOM! July 30, 2024
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NUN-chuck

A nun who who beats you into submission and gets all up in that pussy and then vomits inside your wife
you "omg run its a NUN-chuck"

your wife "AGHH GET ALL UP IN MY PUSSY NUN"
by fat pussy licker July 24, 2022
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Nuns Twat

Something that is very tight in the figurative sense, ie a bunch of musicians that are so good that their performance is bang on the money.
I went to see a great band tonight, they were as tight as a Nuns twat.
by Phillip Shilton April 28, 2011
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nun

mrs pugh the nun is so fit
by Armyyyy October 26, 2022
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