Chocolate Napoleon

This advanced sexual prank is begun by fucking a midget up the ass. This loosens the sphincter to the point where you can fist them, getting feces on your hand. You then resume your penile penetration while holding your soiled hand on the middle of your partner's chest, leaving a hand-shaped stain of feces on the midget's sternum.

I went to Pimlico last night and met a jockey at the turf club. I took her home and couldn't pass up the chance to give her the Chocolate Napoleon.

by ChipSlap February 28, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

retarded ass movie that my friends said was good i said wtf as i broke the dvd

ryan knows what he is talking about he know good movies from bad ones

by vince March 30, 2005

napoleon dick

A very very small dick

#1)Steroid users have this dick
#2)Adolf Hitler dick
#3)white kids have Napoleon dick

by Yourfuckingmom'spussy January 11, 2014

naportunity

The small window of time where you're able to squeeze in a nap.

It's getting too late in the day for my nap, I think I missed my naportunity.

by Cupcake1010 March 12, 2017

Valentina Nappi

An italian pornstar who joined in the industry 2012.

Guy1: Hey you know that one pornstar named Valentina Nappi.

Guy2: Yea I've seen her, she's from Italy right

Guy1: Yea I just found out about her, she's freaking hot.

by WellIDontGiveAShit October 8, 2020

napoleon dynamite

This movie is one of those movies where you either love it and (mis)quote it often, or you hate it and want to punch the kids who keep saying "GOSH" and "your mom goes to college!".

Especially if aformentioned kids continue to quote the movie ONE FUCKING YEAR after it came out.

Okay.

ND lover: GOSH you guys! *squints eyes and opens mouth slightly to have the appearance of an imbecile*

ND hater: plz stop before I have to kill you.

by hays^asl May 13, 2005

napple

a nap taken on a girl's boobs

i just took the best napple on her.

by sfvt January 5, 2009