Hanes Miscalculation

(n.) the act of wearing an unflattering pair of underwear, erroneously calculating that no one would see you in your underwear for the day.

Can apply to faded, fraying, or everyday underwear brands such as Hanes or Fruit of the Loom. Is often a symptom of stag reflex.

Person 1: Lauren saw me in my workout-only boxer briefs today
Person 2: An unforgivable Hanes miscalculation.

by nolandc September 15, 2019

Food miscarriage

Diarrhea

Man that chipotle gave me a food baby that tragically became a food miscarriage

by Pashera December 4, 2020

Male Miscarriage

When you go to take a shit but nothing comes out except for a bad smell

I think I might be constipated. I felt like I needed to take a poo and I was sitting there for ages but all I got was a Male Miscarriage.

by Spubman January 9, 2021

Failed miscarriage

Technically everybody on earth right now.

Person 1: “Jessica is a failed miscarriage.”
Person 2: “Isn’t everyone?”
Person 1: “Oh shit.”
Person 2: “Your a dumbass Peter.”

by A human I guess August 20, 2022

unmelanated miscreant

An derogatory term used to describe the unpurposed flour that is the white man.

Now listen here you unmelanated miscreant.

by Marktitus niggus August 5, 2023

_goddess_of_mischief

MY BESTIEEEEEE LEILAAAAAA

very loved, very much appreciated, i miss u hoe<3 deserves soooo much more than she thinks. i love her. BRO HER EDITS?!?!3?:$1!?// *chefs kiss* i AM in fact her sugar daddy, and if she ever decides to go through with the plan of running away i will be here to help

“ I am in love with _goddess_of_mischief“
“ deadass bro? ME TOOOOO”
*fist bumps*

by sheyla 😩 June 2, 2021

Scott Mayonnaise Miscast

When Mr.Mayonnaise picks someone other than Jacob for the role of Aphrodite in "The Judgement of Paris"

This director pulled a total Scott Mayonnaise Miscast

by rheiohsiidhfsaiofhoeihwiohoirj January 17, 2023