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Mercy High School in Baltimore

There are many Mercy High Schools throughout the world but the Mercy High School in Baltimore is by far the best. It's different from the other Catholic all-girls in Baltimore because we're far superior to any of them. The school first opened their door on September 26, 1960. The school is 1/5 sports people, 1/5 stoners, 2/5 sluts, 1.5/5 normal people, and 1.5/5 anime/theatre people.

Each year since 1961, the Mercy Magic has taken on the IND Penguidians (a less cool version of Mercy) in the Mercy / IND game. The students of both schools call it The Game. It's really uncool when a lovable Mercy girl walks over to the IND side during the game to see her IND friends and some random bitch says "I think you're on the wrong side." I'm glad the IND education taught you how to differentiate Red and Blue... Mercy has won more of the games than IND.

A Mercy girl is probably dating a Calvert Hall guy, friends with several Calvert Hall guys, and hating those Loyola guys. Many of the girls also will date guys from Towson, Loch Raven, or Perry Hall. Mercy girls go weeks without shaving their legs due to lack of guys in the school. If you have a mean advisor you're usually too lazy to switch and if you have a nice advisor you're bragging about it to your friends. if you get kicked out for any reason you're going to Dulaney if you're rich, Towson if you're black, Overlea if you're plain disgusting, and Perry Hall, Parkville, or Loch Raven if you're middle class.

Most people think we're whores, some of us are, some of us aren't. But we're better than the schools like us (Catholic High/IND), rich people schools(Maryvale/NDP), and schools nobody cares about (Bryn Mawr, St. Tims).
where are you going to go to high school?
MERCY HIGH SCHOOL IN BALTIMORE!
why?
BECAUSE THE GIRLS THERE FUCKING ROCK OUT!
by Mercy Class of... June 19, 2009
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mercy fuck

having intercourse with another person that is very willing when you are very not interested. Mostly term used between gay men when a good looking gay man will show "mercy" and "fuck" an ugly man.
aslo applied to men and women.
Sam: Man, Karla is leaving his week to live in Texas.

Mark: You should hook her up and give her a mercy fuck. I heard she gives a good pepper shaker.
by superman90245 March 10, 2010
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Meilyn

typically a chinese girl who has a great sense of humor and is known for her athletic abilities and unique personality.
that girl must be a meilyn!
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Sweet lawd have mercy

When an older age man/men are/at a bar with young women and give off a very distinguished rapey vibe
Josh went to a bar and sweet lawd have mercy they were ripe
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mercy rule

A rule in high school soccer saying that the game is over when one team got 10 goal.
"Dude, we beat them 13:1" - "That's impossible - mercy rule!"
by soccerfanatic July 27, 2012
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Mercy Main

A person who mostly plays the hero Mercy on Overwatch. Playing Mercy requires good multitasking skills - healing multiple heroes, resurrecting, spotting flanking enemies, killing enemy supports, damage boosting. Mercy mains need to have good decision making abilities such as when to activate their Valkyrie ultimate to change the tide of battle.

Mercy mains are the backbone or any team in Casual or Competitive play.
A Mercy Main is the backbone of any team in Overwatch
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mercy

the hottest girl in the whole world. she usually has long dark sexy hair and gorgeous big eyes. she will most likely have a hot body. her booty is pretty fine too. Mercy is the girl every guy wants to bang.
Dude! did you see mercy today? She looked sexier than usual! I think i just got a boner!
by hockeyandbaseball December 1, 2011
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