what is the matrix

Something you will never know/understand

some things you'll just never understand

leave this page and go on with your simple life

by eejit July 28, 2004

the matrix

1. The result of man's constant development of technology.
2. The fall of mankind.
3. 1 2 3

The matrix will develop, if humanity is to develop towards it.

by abcmonkey November 11, 2003

The Matrix

A trilogy of movies that steadily get worse the further into the trilogy you.

"The Matrix" is way better than "The Matrix: Revolutions"

by Maximus April 10, 2004

Batrix Matrix

when you can't remember a joke

Finn: Hey Jake what was the joke you said again?
Jake: What joke? I don't remember
Finn: Maybe it's Batrix Matrix

by Joshuel horacio September 3, 2022

the matrix revolutions

the greatest movie of all time.

Don't doubt it bitch.

by killposersericmelvin February 28, 2004

glitch in the matrix

A phenomenon that potheads use to explain things that happen when they have no idea (usually because they are stoned).

Dude, I found my lighter in the cabinet! Talk about a glitch in the matrix!

by suburbanite November 29, 2003

glitch in the matrix

an account for a missing period of time or a lapse in the space-time continium.
usually used by stoners and those without the brain capacity to remember what they had for breakfast.

G1:"you guys seen my dog?"
G2:"no, didnt you leave him at K-mart?"
G1:"when??.........oh shit!"

C1:"uhg ug!"
C2:"ug uhh guh?"
C3:"when??"

by hex_ten December 1, 2003