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Manatease

Noun: A female surfer or beach bum who presents herself as easy or promiscuous, but who is actually prudish or unapproachable.
Dude! She'll never put out: she's a total manatease!
by The blind left-handed abbot February 12, 2007
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Manielle

1. An extremely incredible Man. Referred to as such because of her Man-ish tendencies, i.e. soliciting female friends and taking six or seven of them on as her "lovers" at one time.
2. Someone named Danielle with the above mentioned qualities. "Manny" for short.
3. One who lies compulsively, and often follows comments with "Or do I?" Often referred to by others as a "lie spewing fountain," making these phrases synonymous.
4. Someone that brings cupcakes to every gathering. Often rumored to have an entire pantry full of cake mix and sprinkles.
1. "You're in love with Manielle?" Jordan cried, "She told me that what we had was special!?"
2. "Danielle needed a nickname so we created Manielle." Caryn explained.
3. "Then that stupid Manielle told me that she personally befriended Nancy Drew!" Coco cried.
4. "Are those cupcakes affectionately decorated in a silly fashion? Manielle must be here!"
by JordAn the Man. June 14, 2008
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high maintenance

1. Requiring much time and many products to keep their appearance at the current level. 2. And/or requiring much attention from others in relationships, romantic or otherwise.
1. I know I'm high maintenance, said the beauty queen.
2. Anne was a high maintenance employee, with her nearly daily requests for time-off or time-shifting.
by dagner December 29, 2007
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manitee

Ugly, but friendly large woman who shoves anything in sight down her mouth and in her box. Flapjack or stretched pillow titties are a must.
I can't believe James hooked up with that manitee.
by Smoothie April 14, 2005
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manifest destiny

A half-baked thoery that the USA could do as the fuck it liked. In practise, it got land and the begginings of an empire by paying for it before it started a revolution against the European powers that owned it. When the USA did try and annex Canada, a small number of the British army and a few thousand Canadians beat off the United States, leaving ti with the option of the treaty of Ghent, which didn't give them any land concessions (as opposed to the British-Canadian forces, which never intended to make any, so handed back all taken land without grudge) nor did it make either side any richer. As a courtesy, the Royal navy ended impressing.


When the united states wanted to start an empire, it went after a weakened spanish empire, which was on the brink of freeing itself. When the USA again attempted imperialism in south america, it was having a little trouble with fallen power Spain, so decided to pay $20,000,000 to buy a few POS nations that would have revolted in a few years anyway. Wow, isn't that clever? Obviously, these places have since gained independance. Quite possibly the worst empire ever...
Manifest destiny was retarded. Why didn't the US try conquering outer space instead?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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Manistee

A victorian city located in northwest Michigan along the shore of Lake Michigan. Beautiful, pristine public beaches Most residents have lived there for generations. Friendships and family values are held in high esteem. 2 are high school 1 public, 1 private both provide fine educations. A place most people would be proud to call home
Manistee - A beautiful city located in northwest Michigan along the shore of Lake Michigan. Beautiful, pristine public beaches Most residents have lived there for generations. Friendships and family values are held in high esteem. 2 are high school 1 public, 1 private both provide fine educations. A place most people would be proud to call home
by ducky33 February 7, 2010
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Manatee joke

a joke format popularized by Family Guy... usually involves little or tangential connection to the plot, and includes two or three unrelated references put together into an irreverent mini-scene. South Park's parody of Family Guy suggested that the show is written by manatees pushing around floating colored balls with cultural references written on them.
Peter Griffin: "this is worse than when Fonzie jumped his motorcycle over Kevin James"

TV Viewer: "that was a total manatee joke"
by murraythandman December 19, 2016
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