Squishee Mitten

(Noun) Slang term used for the female vagina. See also ham wallet

I was balls deep in her squishee mitten when I passed out.

by Brandon Thompson February 28, 2006

Mittiot

Mittiot (n.)

1. A Mitt Romney Supporter
2. One that believes replacing Barack Obama with Mitt Romney will make a substantial change in American governance.
3. A foolish or stupid person.
4. A rube or unsophisticated person.

"My neighbor is gonna vote for Mitt Romney. What a Mittiot."

"I Love Romney and I'm a Mittiot."

"Johnson in QC is a Romney supporter, but around the office we just call him a Mittiot."

by Blondygirl November 5, 2012

man mitten

When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.

Hey Bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.

by Kelly Z. November 23, 2006

nose mitten

The act of warming one's nose by inserting it into another's vagina or anal cleft.

It's freezing on this boat!" cried Ned to the fisherman, "Can I please have a nose mitten?!

by Blecchy March 4, 2011

wolf mittens

A chick with hairy knuckles

Chick was giving me a hand job.. I thought it was my pubes. But it was her wolf mittens

by jji436 May 18, 2011

archbishop mitty

honestly ass at sports. teachers are bleh and the deans are mean as shit

bill: imma go to archbishop mitty
sam: good luck the deans will kill you

by ilovetoeatpu$$y! November 3, 2018

mitthu

It refers something Sweet. After hearing this word, comes a feeling in mind of something good and sweet:)

Mitthu is a name of my LOVE:) She is very Sweet and Lovely.

by Anurag Sinha June 20, 2007