Mike 

He gets confused sometimes but that's not his fault. He'll bring up the energy In any room and will make your day better.

Jay: Yo i just high-fived mike!
Sofia: yo, what the fuck! Where is that rapscallion!

Mike by IcJUG February 22, 2022

Mike 

The name "Mike" is given to people that are simply gay, full out, fucking men and enjoying it, gay.

Hey my name is "Mike" and I take dick in my ass in my free time. Yes I enjoy it!

Mike by Maxfort.23 March 5, 2022

Mike 

slang for a pedo with an inferiority complex

that Mike in the beat-up Civic tried to flirt with my son again

Mike by th3machin3 March 8, 2022

mike 

MIKE IS THE BIGGEST LOSER ON THE ENTIRE EARTH AND EVERYONE HATES HIM. HE HAS PUSSY HAIR and he is HORRIBLE at basketball. even tho he thinks he is good he is really bad and no one likes him.
he never shares any homework with anyone because he thinks he is better than everyone and he thinks he has a giant dick but in real life it is MICROSCOPIC. he always tries to beat people in english and write more than them and decided to make his english narrative coursework on his poop getting stuck in his first dates toilet.
mike is not very kind and he loves to bully everyone and take pictures on peoples laptops without their permission
he also loves to sing but when people comment on it and say his singing is bad he starts to cry and goes to the bathroom to let out his feelings and cry. HE IS A CRYBABY.
he is also gay for anton
and lukas
and valdemar
both valdemars
and he loves tea
and loves saying "ahahahhahahaha" to bully aleixia and vigdis because he thinks its funny
and he loves snooping on peoples messages
thats all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: "my name is mike"
Me: *runs*

Mike: "my name is mike"
me: *slaps his face*

mike by amazinau March 8, 2022

mike 

mike is an amazing person who looks the most flattering and is kind hearted, hilarious, responsible, and will take care of u in the best way. he is the kind of person to do anything for you. There's so much to say about this beautiful soul. there are infinite good words to use for mike <3. you are one of the lucky if u have a mike In ur life. He loves every one. Mike will do anything for anyone and will fight for the right even if it means he has to do the worst of things.

eleven : I love u too.
mike : *thinks* how did she know ?

mike by stianamileven March 20, 2022

mike 

hot
^^

person a: wow that person is so hot
person b: that's a wild mike!!!
person a: no way wow I'm shocked

mike by the person who is right, hi 🙋‍♀️ March 31, 2022

Mike 

1. Someone who’s name or nickname is Mike

2. The name Mike, usually short for Michael

William: Hi Mike!
Mike: Hello!

Mike by am_spooky_ocapus April 15, 2022