Dude did you hear? Apparently Tiffany gave Jonas a handy and Jonas fainted from being so scared. Apparently he didnt tell her he had Masterbatiphobia.
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1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.
2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.
2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.
Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!
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A Preist trying to get a laugh from the congregation by telling dirty jokes about the Pope would be a masterbatorial act.
A Preist trying to get a laugh from the congregation by telling dirty jokes about the Pope would be a masterbatorial act.
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Jimmy, the math geek, has never had a girlfriend. I hear he spends his lonely nights as a masturbator.
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