fastest mario

Title for someone who can speed-run " Mario 64" the fastest among your peers.

Isn't it kino that he was the fastest mario all along

by CDmechanoid November 14, 2021

mario bottler

(On playing Mario Kart DS on a wi-fi connection) - One who avoids losing a Mario Kart race by switching his or her Nintendo DS off mid-race, much to the amusement or frustration of competing gamers. From the cockney rhyming slang, bottler.

I'm going to win... oh no, the other guy's bottled it. He's a mario bottler!

by Will Millinship December 14, 2008

Super Mario

To jump on someone's head, resulting in a higher score and or whiplash.

What happened to your head? It's flat.

I got Super Mario-ed at the show last night.

by Nutch November 30, 2009

mario karting

while having sex with your partner, you play mario kart and try to come first in game without coming first in real life.

i went mario karting with my girlfriend last night and she blasted my ass in rainbow road while i blasted her ass with my dick.

by deekayzero November 18, 2018

Newport Marios

n. plural (sing. Mario, abbr. as simply "Marios")
Non-menthol Newport cigarettes, dubbed so do to their red box color and shorter stature relative to their taller, green Newport Luigi counterparts.

Guy 1: "Hey man, can I bum a cig?"

Guy 2: 'Sure man, I just got a fresh pack of Newport Marios.'

Guy 1: "Aww, I LOVE Marios!"

by Phifedawg April 22, 2011

Mario Judah

A rapper who is famous for his producer tag. He is also synonymous with having an amazing vocal range and red hair. He released his first song titled "Die Very Rough" which has since made him a very recognizable talent from Flint Michigan.

Hey man where the fuck is Mario Judah

by BeastlyHawk February 4, 2021

mario penis

mario penis

mario penis

by the giggle king lord of laughs August 25, 2021