front lumps 

Presumably, breasts. Grandpa Simpson used this word on the 399th episode of The Simpsons.

Betty has a wicked set of front lumps - they must be at least double d.

front lumps by j krash June 8, 2007

tender lumplings 

Small, innocent children that have to be informed of the world.

Tender lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare...

tender lumplings by RandomHomosaipien October 5, 2017

Lumpatious 

To be annoying, stupid, etc. Lumpatious is usually used as an insult to someone who thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread.

(Random Guy) "Duuuude I'm soooo awesome!"
(Other Guy) "STOP BEING SO LUMPATIOUS!!!!"

Lumpatious by IncrediblyAwesomePerson January 13, 2014

Lumpy Goat 

The act of bringing a diseased goat into the bedroom and engaging in a threesome with said goat and your partner.

Bro 1:Yo, I pulled a lumpy goat on my girlfriend and she went along with it!

Bro 2: Wow , you're lucky. My girlfriend dumped me when I tried it.

Lumpy Goat by BirdIsTheWord23 December 31, 2012

lumpy stain 

The action of half farting half shitting yourself to release the substance of a solid nugget of shit but staining your underwear at the same time

Person A: ugh I dont feel so well.

Person B: Do you have a lumpy stain?

Person A: probably... can you check

lumpy stain by charliethomas May 17, 2015

lumppy 

A fat guy that has penis shaped like a can of tuna. He is lethargic and seems to be narcoleptic.

Christopher is Lumppy; he falls asleep behind the wheel.

lumppy by Bugslinger June 25, 2016

calm your lumps 

Calm your lumps means something different depending on who it is said to. If said to a female, it means "Calm your tits." If said to a male, it means "Calm your nuts." If said to an adolescent, it means " Calm your pimples."

Mom, calm your lumps!

Stop busting my balls, calm your lumps!

calm your lumps by Woodyslumps December 29, 2016