Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
by Jolly Jay June 9, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's Legal Agemug. When you snatch a cigarette out of a persons mouth, before it’s lit, without touching them, it is considered “ Legal”.
If The cigarette is lit, it will be “legal” for three hits.
If The cigarette is lit, it will be “legal” for three hits.
by anonymous August 20, 2022
Get the Legalmug. Habitually generic in day to day life; A person who exhibits a routinely rhetorical standard of living. Mundane; basic; lukewarm personality traits.
by Acme Fugazi March 29, 2021
Get the Legalmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the David Fumero Is The Legal Owner Of "'Rainn's'" StopItNow!mug. Because unfortunately; that's just how the world works. I punish you and live. OR I punish you and die. My life is in your hand. Even if I have no legal recourse.
by Hym Iam November 11, 2020
Get the Legalmug. When someone pulls of some radd stunts in the court of law.
It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.
Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.
Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
Freelancer: I am concerned about the implications of my work on this project impacting the eligibility of the company to transfer the copyright of this software to the Free Software Foundation for solidification of the GPL license by virtue of my contributions making me a contributor to this project and a stakeholder in the copyright.
Boss: You are being employed by the company and acting on behalf of the company as you develop the software, so your contributions are actually the company contributing to itself, depriving you of any stakeholding. As for the separate git repo you are developing as a subproject, an independently functional subproject does not automatically become its own entity. This git repo separates the code solely to make the project easier to manage and does not constitute an intellectually independent work; instead, this subject and the larger project are together one piece of software. Moreover, the company has not authorized you to accept contributions from yourself, which prevents any possible contamination of the copyright.
Freelancer: Thank you for your insights. I am glad to hear your thorough evaluation and legal gymnastics of this project to develop remote-controlled vibrator software to pleasure beautiful hot sexy women everywhere anytime they want a hit of dopamine right in their wet lush pussy.
Boss: You are being employed by the company and acting on behalf of the company as you develop the software, so your contributions are actually the company contributing to itself, depriving you of any stakeholding. As for the separate git repo you are developing as a subproject, an independently functional subproject does not automatically become its own entity. This git repo separates the code solely to make the project easier to manage and does not constitute an intellectually independent work; instead, this subject and the larger project are together one piece of software. Moreover, the company has not authorized you to accept contributions from yourself, which prevents any possible contamination of the copyright.
Freelancer: Thank you for your insights. I am glad to hear your thorough evaluation and legal gymnastics of this project to develop remote-controlled vibrator software to pleasure beautiful hot sexy women everywhere anytime they want a hit of dopamine right in their wet lush pussy.
by Bad C dev August 1, 2022
Get the legal gymnasticsmug. Known as signing a document that eliminates the company's responsibility of your safety.
Example:
A helicopter company with defect vehicles making pilots sign a document that eliminates the company's responsibility of their lives.
Example:
A helicopter company with defect vehicles making pilots sign a document that eliminates the company's responsibility of their lives.
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
Get the legal deathmug.