Take a Lap

When someone does something exponentially stupid, you tell them to "Take a Lap".

At this point, this person will be ashamed and all of your nearby friends and peers will begin laughing heartily at the dumb person.

May also be used when someone tries to use a comeback but no one laughs and thinks poorly of him/her

RJ: Did you know that the polar ice caps are getting bigger?!

Moe: Wtf dude? No way, you're so dumb...

RJ: No your mom came in my mouth!

Moe Lexie and Mark: Take a lap douchebag.

RJ: Idk how to spell lap?

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or

Moe: I laughed at her

Jordan: Your mom made me laugh!

Moe: Take a lap.

Jordan: Swim a lap!

Moe: Take another lap for that one.

by CreamyMoe September 25, 2008

Phar lap

A beverage common to the coffee mecca of Melbourne, served predominantly around the Spring Racing Carnival.

The Phar Lap is steamed horse milk poured over a double ristretto and served in a smaller 160ml cup giving it the optimum coffee to milk ratio.

Though uncommon in many countries, horse milk is becoming increasingly common in western countries due to its known positive effect on libido.

Waiter....'How may I help you?'
You....'Could I please have a Phar Lap and smashed avo?'
Waiter...'No problems!'

by Melbourne Coffee Man November 25, 2018

ass lap

An ass lap is when a girl has an ass so big that it creates a make-shift lap in the back which can be used as a shelf, or a inconvenient place for a cat to take a nap.

Hey, I set my beer down for a second and now it's gone. Did you see where it went?" "Yeah man, it's over there, you set it on Amanda's ass lap and she walked away." "Oh shit man, my bad.

by SameoldJake July 24, 2010

Kentucky Hot Lap

An act of revenge usually performed on a ex-girlfriend. Very simular to a Donkey Punch. When your are having angry sex with your ex. You put hot sauce on the condom. Insert your cock into her cornhole and with in a few seconds your ex-girlfriend will start flailing around the room running around smashing into random objects as if her asshole was on fire.

Damn bro our roommate was banging her ex boyfriend he came out her room ass naked and did a kentucky hot lap around the apartment.

by Stonerriflefan44 October 16, 2010

Give a slap and run a lap

The challenge when you sneak up on your friends and slap them as hard as you can on the back of the head. Then you run as fast as you can to avoid getting shot.

Guy #1 Ey mayne! lets do the give a slap and run a lap challenge!
Guy #2 Fuck yes i'm deadass down!
Guy #1 Lets slap Ronnie!
Guy #2 Let's hit em hard!

by Baznigger June 5, 2018

Taking a lap

Going for a walk around the bar/club in an attempt to situate yourself, check out points of interests, and scope out where all the attractive people are.

Examples:

Yo dude, wanna grab a beer and take a lap? I saw this really hot girl in a tight dress in the corner by the mini bar when we walked in.

Yo man, where's George at?
I don't know dude. I think he went to do a lap with Scott.

After taking a lap, Mike was able to tell Ashley where the bathrooms and mini bars were.

by bar terminology November 25, 2011

the victory lap

A sexual maneuver in which, after a man has engaged in sexual activity with a particularly fine specimen, he then proceeds to bolt outside and run a victory lap around the general area of the deed completely unclothed, all the while cheering and throwing his fists in the air.

After Greg finished up with Stacy, he decided to run a 4-mile victory lap around his entire college campus. It was quite the victory lap indeed.

by RageFire December 30, 2007