Kitchen Hawk

A person or creature who spends most of their time in or around the kitchen, searching for or "hawking" large amounts of any leftovers or recently cooked meals.

Someone ate my leftover chicken, I bet a kitchen hawk nabbed it.

by TheHawk1 February 22, 2010

kitchen deafness

when person 1 in one room (e.g living room) tries to talk to person 2 in another room (kitchen) but person 2 cannot hear a word person 1 is saying because both rooms are a considerable distance apart.

"my friend always calls out to me when i am in the kitchen and he is in the living room. i can never seem to hear what he is saying in this situation. a sign of kitchen deafness"

by l0lm4tt August 23, 2011

kitchen zen

The process by one methodically prepares an entire meal, cleans up, sweeps, puts away all cookware, dishes and leaves a sparkling clean kitchen-- all in a discrete period of time. It is akin to such scenes out of Disney movies where all is completed as if by magic.

It was amazing to watch her/his kitchen zen-- and the meal was fabulous!

by Dawgmum June 16, 2009

kitchen dog

Cockroach; especially a really big one.

"Anybody want a beer while I'm in he--, aaahhh, kitchen dog!"

by snakemonkey February 7, 2020

fungus kitchen

Vagina

Being an all male residence, we were surprised to awaken to the overpowering scent of her fungus kitchen. Perhaps that's why a couple of the guys switched teams.

by Robert C Reynolds October 23, 2017

kitchen twang

The act of changing a recipe or adding ingredients to a frozen meal.

Yeah you know Nick put a little kitchen twang on that pizza.

by PringleCrisp September 15, 2021

Kitchen Crasher

Someone who comes to your house and raids your fridge. Usually your best friend.

-Hey man your leftover birthday cake was delicious!
¤ How did you get into my house?
-The front door was open.
¤You're a no good dirty Kitchen Crasher!

by jasaguayo December 22, 2013