keith urban

A popular country singer. Has very many fans. Only one thing that doesn't make too much sense: He is from Australia, not the Southern U.S. like most sountry performers.

I hate all those southern country singers.
What about Keith Urban? He's from down under.

by TRIzzzo April 27, 2006

keith kogane

Keith Kogane
A character from the Netflix series Voltron: Legendary Defender

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Totally Gay

Species: Human

Favorite Color: Red (duh)

Relationship Status: Single but is Oblivious to the Fact he has a Crush on Lance McClain (Aggressive Pining)

Family: Is an Orphan

Best Quote- "We had a bonding moment. I cradled you in my arms!" (To Lance)

Person #1- "Who is that guy that with the mullet?"

Person #2- "Oh that's Keith Kogane, he flies the blue lion and is totally in love with Lance."

by FabQueen9000 January 15, 2017

Keith Arntson

A wannabe jedi knight. Likes to make funny jedi noises and always complains that his homework was fried by dark jedis. Constantly stoned. Pops up in random places and doesnt even know how he got there. Plays too much Star Wars. Possibly follows Jediism.

You: Woah where did you come from.
Keith: Woah how did i get here...

by Stoned Stoner September 17, 2004

Keith Richards

The man whom Mick Jagger wants as a sexdoll.In other,Mick's crush.

Read Keith Richards,Marianne Faithfull's Biographies....

by Aww October 30, 2006

Keith Floyd

Contravertial alcoholic, dickie-bow wearing, TV Chef/funnyman who used his outdoor cookery programme as a weak pretext to travel the world, patronise and insult the local tribesmen, take advantage of local hospitality and get totally shitted on the local 'tipple' whilst simultaneously attempting to cook (and often fail spectacularly) their regional speciality dish. Sadly now deceased after years of alcohol abuse ravaged his slowly pickled body into submission.

Can we watch 'Keith Floyd around the Med' at 9pm tonight, apparently he's in Tunisia this time and apart from cooking lamb tagine with apricots he's going to be getting ripped to the tits on their local brew and taking the piss out of some local goatherders?

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Keith Out

To make a considerable mess or leave an area very untidy. This typically includes food.

Bloody hell, look what he’s done there. He’s had a right keith out.

by Yorkshire Dale October 6, 2019

keith chan

penis.

hey check out my keith chan, isnt it AWESOME?

SUCK MY KEITH CHAN BITCH!

by keith chan sucker December 26, 2008