Kraut Monkey

When a German is trying to teach an American their language, but they keep mispronoucing everything.

"Allie tried to teach Derick German, but he is obviously a Kraut Monkey."

by AMS101 August 5, 2020

Kaft

Kaft is South Eastern New York (not the city or long island) slang for saying "very loud cat" It is often in reference to very loud cats.

Michael: "Can we hear Kaft?"
Adam: "Yea sure."
Kaft: "MEEEOOOOOW!!"

by BG360 November 21, 2021

Krait

Someone that believes every word means everything throughout the entire universe and that words don't really matter cause on a different planet that word can mean something different to them

Im krait cause I believe we aren’t the only planet to have intelligent life

by uwuaca December 19, 2021

Krautcock

The German version of baked bean on the tip.

I spent the night with a random whore in Germany and she krautcocked me.

by Blackwidow2013 March 26, 2022

Kaftakis

Someone internally very hot in Greek

Kaftakis is so hot today

by Ano? No March 28, 2022

Kratos

The most man video game character since Doom Guy. In God of War (2005), Kratos is tasked with killing Ares, the God of War, and Kratos' former master, who tricked him into killing his own family. Kratos succeeds and takes Ares' place as the God of War. Not too long later, Kratos is betrayed by Zeus, sending him on a crusade against the gods of Olympus, which results in the deaths of all the gods and the destruction of Greece.
In the latest installment, God of War 2018, Kratos is now living in Scandinavia and sets out on an adventure to spread his second wife's ashes with his son Atreus. However, he is hunted by Baldur, the son of Odin, and Magni and Modi, the sons of Thor. Kratos kills them all, but this sparks the wrath of Thor, and the start of Ragnarok, the end of days.

Kratos could take Doom Slayer any day, change my goddamn mind.

by God of Lazy May 1, 2022

Kratinoff

A celebratory shot composed of a distinguished blend of a fellatial-forward whiskey (distilled in mahogany casks) that is misogynistically blended with pappy aged syrup lacking moral restraint. Shake semi-abusively in an iced Cocktail Shaker for no more than 40 winks. Strain and pour into a 1.5 ounce Kratinoffian glass garnished with erotic humiliation and revolutionary triumph. Serve while chilled.

Congratulations, Brandon. Kratinoffs for everyone to celebrate your success!

by 100 percent fist bump May 21, 2022