Krautcock

A man's penis that has been in so many females it becomes lacto-fermented like sauerkraut.

The opposite of a kan who has "sweet meat".

A man who has a yeast infection so terrible that would make the Pillsbury doughboy want to kick babies.

He got Krautcock that smells like Sally Sardines gynecologist's office on the hottest day in August.

Don't let him fool you he has a awful case of Krautcock.

I heard he runs the Cherry Tree Chicken Ranch so you know he got Krautcock.

by Luci's lust January 17, 2021

Krautcock

The German version of baked bean on the tip.

I spent the night with a random whore in Germany and she krautcocked me.

by Blackwidow2013 March 26, 2022

Krautcock

A Cock of a German

Your Krautcock smells a bit.
Your Krautcock is tasty.

by Dr. Bernd Höcke June 18, 2018