Jeebus

The unavoidable and impassioned soulful unity of Jebidiah and Weenus, which usually occurs on All Hallows Eve. Typically used as a statement or expression when something is so incredibly amazing, it blows your friggen mind.

Father Earl just got a new pair of Lucky jeans and sweet JEEBUS they look good!!

by sodivalicious October 30, 2018

jeebus

Homer Simpson's way of saying Jesus. Highly offencive.

Homer; Jeebus is my homeboy.

by cartman5000 August 9, 2004

Jeebuz Chriss

1. Religeous figure who apparantly coverted to Christianity after his death
2. A role model for whacko's and Republicans
3. A large man with lotsof hair

Jeebuz Chriss, my pants smell like urine!!!!

by Ezra Miller May 15, 2003

Jeebus

Jeebus-
Verb: To Shit Yourself.
Exclamtion: WOW! FUCK! CRAZY!
You say Jeebus when you are scared, angry, happy, high.. whenever and why-ever.

jeebus has no examples. I randomly shout it whenever. its scares the shit out of heather here :)

by Kennejer March 8, 2007

jeezemaster

To be proficient in releasing seaman juices on various parts of the woman body with extreme accurancy. The first 'jeezemaster' to appear on recprd was on April 10, 2004, when Billy C. 'jeezed' his lover on command. The fallowing night, Billy asked where she wanted it, and with pin point accurancy hit her jeans. Such control is what ascended him to the rank of 'jeezemaster'

Listin Jill, Steve was alot of fun last night, but the jeezemaster I had the night before was amazing.

I have trained all my life, and I may never become half the jeezemaster billy is.

by yo April 19, 2004

The R.Jeezy

A drink consisting of Vodka and Sparkling apple cider, at a ratio of 1:2, adjustable to personal preference, and stirred not shaken.

The origins of this drink comes from Bakersfield, California, when a man named Roger thought to mix the two aforementioned when his wife could not drink vodka and decided to drink the apple cider during a cold x-mas night bonfire gathering with his wife's side of the family.

Bob goes to the bar and sees a prego drinking sparkling apple cider, when he suddenly felt the urge to order "The R.Jeezy," a 1:2 mix of Vodka and Sparkling Apple Cider.

by R.Jeezy January 9, 2008

Jeezie

Man don't jeezie with me or I'll feezie.

" yo, dont go jeezie, feezie here

by Zubaid the wizard of Os October 16, 2003