maturity inflation

The increase of the average age to achieve basic financial independence over time. It is similar to currency inflation in that a certain number in one decade is not as valuable in a latter decade.

Maturity inflation rates may vary based on national origin, culture, socioeconomic status, gender, etc.

Back in the 50's, people were adults when they turned 18. In the 90's it was 27, but now days you aren't really an adult until 30. Maturity inflation is a bitch.

by White Egret November 3, 2015

Ukrainian Inflation

When you nut in them so hard that they inflate, just like a balloon. They expand, up until they pop. When they pop, an explosion of semen spreads across a 10 foot radius.

"Mommy, I want a balloon!"
"Your father did too, he almost popped me with the Ukrainian Inflation."

by Nut_meme March 26, 2017

Sacred Inflation

When having anal sex with your partner you pull out a cross, you then proceed to peg yourself with the cross until your rectum swells due to damage. With your swollen rectum you make your partner suck on it. Whilst doing so you proceed to spunk on a bible and hit your partner with the spunk and bible whilst saying justice has been served. The God Has Blessed us all.

Jenna what happened to your face its all swollen.
Oh Felix and i tried the sacred inflation it was amazing.

by Qxl April 5, 2020

Work Inflation

When you receive more work or responsibilities for the same pay...without a raise insight

"Hey man, you coming out tonight?"

"Nah man, can't. Got work inflation going on. Won't be coming out for a while"

by Sleepless at Work November 12, 2020

emoji inflation

emoji inflation : The overuse of "loves" instead of "likes" and there's nothing to indicate an even greater feeling.

Brenda "loved" every birthday wish on Facebook instead of liking them, and had no way left to express how much she really really really loved Tony's birthday message. Brenda realized she had become a victim of emoji inflation.

by exacto marks July 17, 2021

berry inflation

a type of belly inflation that has a fictional character eats a berry turns purple and inflates which result looking like a blueberry

Male: Dude you watch berry inflation!?

Male 2: Fuck yea wanna join?

by Unķnøŵń November 4, 2021

funtari inflation

Don't google it 🫡
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Google funtari inflation to see how he did it

by LinguisticHeaven December 22, 2022