holding their piss 

When a guy or a group of guys refuses to leave the company of attractive female or females at a club or bar because they know she'll be approached by other males or wander away if left alone.

"Should we go talk to those girls?"
"We could, but those assholes are holding their piss."

holding their piss by Reubenscoobins January 11, 2009

hooping 

To play basket ball at a park after midnight....

Last night we was all hooping and and we got kicked out from the park because the basketball hit a car and activated the alarm...

hooping by milkman Lecheman July 16, 2009

Hooping 

Hooping is used by British paedophiles as a code word or expression for the act of bumming a boy under the age of 14.

"He is out hooping the dirty bastard!"

Hooping by baza69 March 29, 2009

Cock Holding Mega Douche 

YOU

You fucking no good trailer trash Cock Holding Mega Douche!!

Cock Holding Mega Douche by Leon Scott Kennedy May 1, 2011

Hoofing 

Verb: The act of masturbating to characters from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Brony #1: Rarity is totaly the hottest My Little Pony character.

Brony #2: No way, Dude, I've been hoofing to Applejack in my cubicle for an hour.

Hoofing by RainbowDashBrony October 19, 2011

hoodini 

A hooini, is when a male is having sex with a female from behind and he spits on her back, after she turns around he jizzes in her face.

Spewing
Popping one
A cream jizz back sandwhich
Hoodini

hoodini by The fleakin man December 19, 2008

bull hooking 

While the woman is giving a man head the man sticks his index finger in one nostril and his middle finger in the other nostril of the woman and pulls down trying to gag the woman with his dick.The woman will make mooing and grunting sounds like a bull as she is trying to pull away.

Last night I was bull hooking a fat hiefer while she was sucking my dick!

bull hooking by Lance Rooten Tooten December 27, 2008