Franklin J Hoofin

Best dog ever and he will always stick by ur side. Loyal, crazy, mind of his own, and smart. Sometimes...

That dog is SO Franklin J Hoofin!

by #MaddieIsHere October 27, 2016

Hooftenguffers

A amusing word to use (instead of swearing) when you are completely F'd up outta your mind and something goes wrong.

*trippin on mushrooms, stumbling to your car, when you drop your keys*

"Ah Hooftenguffers"

by M C tie February 10, 2003

hoofer

A heavy marijuana smoker.

Tom has copius amounts of skunk. He's the biggest hoofer I know.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

Hoofbeats

A term that encompasses all possible vocabulary, and whos definition is varying, instead, whos meaning varies based on the context it is used it, and also the users tone.

Evan: Last night I jerked off so hard i tore a layer of skin off my twanger.

Devin: HOOFBEATS! (High pitched, in this form, meaning Ouch)

Original context: Joe Dirt "You want me to put my head to the ground and listen for HOOfbeats?"

Similar to the Southpark episode in which the alien races' language was composed of only one word "Marklar" and whos meaning was determined based on context.

by Flaypin daypoo September 23, 2007

hoofjob

1. use of a very dexterous foot to masturbate a penis or large clitoris

Redneck: My sis' gives good hoofjobs.

Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!

Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.

Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.

Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

Hooflacker

The bit of string which keeps a cowboy hat on your head

It's a bit windy outside Derman.... don't forget to tie up your Hooflacker!

by doofle February 9, 2012

Hoofwankingbunglecunt

A useless, insipid, leach of a personal assistant that can’t get a fucking thing right

The stupid hoofwankingbunglecunt couldn’t even book my flights properly

by Leopard 6 November 17, 2018