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Alternative Suicide Holiday

Alt Suicide Holiday or (ASH) is a website currently "frozen" pfft (yeah as if).
Nowerdays, you can find the Nice people from ASH taking a different approach at ABSB
(Google it,Kiddies..If you're feeling a little...blue)
:)
Since 1987, ASH has brought the misguided, attention-seeking youth of the world advice,tips and even diagrams to help them on their quest to inevitable eternal damnation/suicide.
Originally founded in America (Hence the name 'Alt Suicide Holiday'..as in Alternative summer holiday activities..such as...killing yourself)
Mother of suicide 'victim': "MY DAUGHTER KILLED HERSELF,I BLAME THE Alternative Suicide Holiday WEBSITE, AS APOSED TO MY OWN SHORT-COMINGS AS A MOTHER,I'M GOING TO SUE YOU ASH!!!"

Respectable bystander:"Funny how the thousand+ a day hits ASH/ABSB gets, only like, what,3 or something kids who commited suicide even had records of visiting the website in their computer'
by Kimithylee665 June 18, 2006
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Doc Holiday

A baller who takes no crap from anyone
Wow do you see Frank he sure is actin like a Doc Holiday
by Jo Mofo October 14, 2003
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darren holiday

A darren holiday is a trip that is planned or arranged that never actually happens.

A false promise!
I've been on 20 darren holidays this year (when in reality u've been on none)

"lets go to Babados" says Neil
"ok" replies Andy
"sounds like a darren holiday to me" responds John
by KampKev October 24, 2007
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Holiday

Broncx and Mitch Holiday, are more than awesome.
by physch October 25, 2009
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Holiday Comedown

The feeling after New Years for the first part of January where you realize the holidays are officially over and not only will you have to wait 11 months to re-experience the joy you felt during this time, you have to return to the norm (school, work, etc.) knowing there won't be much to look forward to for a while unfortunately. Usually lasts about a week to a month, though extreme cases may not wear off until spring.

Similar to Holiday Withdrawal
Poor Tom. He's started his holiday comedown knowing Christmas is over and he has to go back to school on Monday.
by Gaaraofthedamned January 6, 2012
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Holiday Fever

When you look for a fling or romance because you are on holiday.
They are not going to last, they got together in Bali but it was Holiday Fever!
by forceman January 18, 2013
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Holiday Honcho

The art of painting your penis as a candy cane then proceeding to get a blowjob, then when you jizz you give her the frosty outlining of the candy cane on her lips and face.
Ho ho ho, I gave Mrs. Claus a mean Holiday Honcho, she is a hoe oh fo sho.
by Jarret Carder December 23, 2007
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