Look a gift horse in the mouth

It's Roman slang: "Noli equi dentes inspicere donati". For example, you can find it in St. Jerome's Commentary on the Epistle to the Ephesians, written in the 5th century.

You look in a horse's mouth to determine its age and/or health. So if someone gives you a horse, and you look in it's mouth, it's like looking for a price tag. It's rude!

Lucius: I bought you this tunic in Thebes for your birthday.
Quintus: Thanks dude. Hey, look, the seam has really cheap thread.
Lucius: Noli equi dentes inspicere donati.
Quintus: Wha?
Lucius: It's Latin. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Quintus. Oh yah, right. Mea culpa.

by Ed the Horse July 17, 2009

horse cack

another name for baloney.

check out Dale, he is eatign a horse cack sandwich. he must be out of money.

by Juan Epstein June 11, 2006

Horseclaw

An engorged male camel toe.

Franz's horseclaw was clearly evident through his spandex pants.

by KevinKevinKevinKevinKevinKEVIN July 26, 2009

horse potatoes

nonsense; something worthless

"So you're sorry, eh? Well, I say it's a load of horse potatoes. You don't mean it!"

by waynekotke July 15, 2016

Horseback Jesus

A person who resides in an area who is well known by locals and can often be seen around the place

"Oh look at that guy over there I saw him the other day as well"
"Oh yes he lives here, he's our horseback Jesus"

by 2167 December 20, 2020

horse couch

Noun.1.1. A reference to the infamous Miss Power’s unfinished quote, “…big phat juicy horse co-”, which she stated after the stated rhetorical question, “you know what else is comfy?” She later clarified: “sorry it cut me off. I meant couch.”

Noun.2.1. A type of comfortable sofa-bed that features a saddle-like seat design to better support the spine treatment of people with scoliosis. Medically recommended by most doctors.

Noun.2.2. Relating to Noun.2.1., besides medically beneficial to scoliosis, it is rumored — commonly around southwestern Rocky Mountain region of the United States of America, specifically Utah — that this horse couch also promotes height growth up to 6 inches. However, this theory was not supported by any medical researchers.

Doctor Smith recommended the horse couch to better straighten my spine, I hope it works!

by zrlx October 5, 2021

Horse

Horse.

Horse: “Neigh neigh motherfucker.”

by YourLocalEnemy June 23, 2022