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Guardian's Law

1. Noun: If one possesses the THC usage apparatus, including but not limited to bowls, water pipes, paper products, vaporizers and oil rigs, of another, for all morally sound and legally permissible reasons such as misplacement, care taking, extended forgetfulness, and borrowing, the new legal guardian of the device may then have free reign with its usage so long as the original owner doesn't attempt to reclaim possession.
Wesley: Holy fuck dude did you really cop that Illedeph?
Steven: No! You know I don't have money like that. It's simple: Guardian's Law bro.
Wesley: Oh of course! Duh!
by shark hunter May 10, 2015
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guerindude1

Definition 2:
He was stolen by his Mom (a fake nurse) and is fake irish but is actually italian. He caught Andrew Donnodioism (a disease where you shrink) and is now a midget. He also caught guerintism (a disease where you turn into a guerindude1) so now his life is bad.
guerindude1, guerindude2, guerindudevlogs, Guerin Woods, LT Smash, etc (All the cringy channels ever)
by VT Steals April 22, 2019
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Guard-dogging

When you want something to not be found so you shit near or on object to deter someone from finding it.
Yo butter cheeks is guard-dogging the hennesy his mom will never find it!
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guardonist

who looks at other people's social accounts but never puts an I like and his social accounts are private so no one sees
My colleague is a real guardonist she didn't put an I like in my social accounts always looks at my photos and then comments with other colleagues
by ginogino33 September 4, 2019
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Guerin Catholic High School

Racist school filled with Rich kids. Girls only date white dudes there and black kids there act white except one. The school is very clicky and dumbasses date each other from the same friend group. If you are different then you don't belong at the school because every rich white kid at that school acts the fucking same. People at that school act like they fuck with you when they really talk shit about you behind your back. Retards like to flex their money and flex about their private jets. The basketball team is so bad and they need more black people on it especially the football team. People say the N word in front of the black students but they can't fight back because they are not trying to get expelled out of an expensive as fuck school. There is no events at the school only fine arts shit and the formal is just a bunch of people fucking around. The teachers are good, well some of them.
by Daniel Traps March 4, 2022
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Vagi-Guard

the protector of your virginity. quite commonly your father.
i'm going to the party with Sam tonight.
If only your vagi-guard knew about this..
by Tonicxboom October 24, 2008
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noob guard

On a modern bicycle, the rear gears (called a cassette) are separated from the spokes of the rear wheel by a plastic disc. The purpose is a preventative measure if the chain slips off into the wheel, the spokes are not destroyed; which keeps the rider safer from injury. However, if the limits on the derailleur are adjusted correctly, this should never be an issue. Typically, the plastic discs are removed from a newly purchased bike, else the cyclist will be considered a newbie or noob by colleagues.
Mr. Spandex: "You haven't removed your noob guard yet?"
New Biker: "Isn't it there for a purpose?"
Mr. Spandex: "It's just extra weight!"
by Philip the Water Tank December 31, 2010
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