Vagi-Guard

the protector of your virginity. quite commonly your father.

i'm going to the party with Sam tonight.
If only your vagi-guard knew about this..

by Tonicxboom October 24, 2008

vagi-gard

The best kept secret of clean crotched women across the globe. A heavy duty povidone-iodine douche. Basically, the last over-the-counter resort women have.

woman 1: If it wasn't for vagi-gard, I would have been in the ER for sure.

woman 2: Thank heavens. Want to scissor with that extra clean bearded clam of yours?

(Scissoring ensues. Without a funky mess mind you.)

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic March 23, 2012