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goontastic

When someone or something demonstrates at an exceptional or supreme level the ability to be "gangster" or a "goon."
Seth Lockhart wore all blue to represent for the Crypts. He looked goontastic at the basketball game.
by Xedious February 28, 2010
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Goant

Goant (pronunciation: Hard G; oant likt don't)- NOUN
1: The skin located between the ballsack and the asshole.
2: The skin located between the vagina and the asshole.

History: turn of the 21st century amalgamation of 3 disputed nouns for the same track of skin; Gooch, Chode, and Taint.
Goant Health is completely overlooked in the National Health Care Reform Bill.
by kneegrow67 December 18, 2009
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Apple Cheek Goon

A country bumpkin not yet accustomed to the ways and likes of city folk.
Jessa you apple cheek goon. I asked for Jacks 'n' Coke not moonshine!
by bamba_clat July 13, 2010
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goon

1. A thug
2. An ice hockey player with no useful skills other than to try and kill people. Typically a horrible puck handler and skater.
3. An ugly (either aesthetically or personality wise) guy who is with a much hotter girl that he doesn't deserve.
3. "Hey, check out that girl. Why the hell is she with that goon??"
"Must be her retarded brother."
by J. Mac. September 14, 2007
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goon slut

A female drinker of cask wine. The word slut is used to denote the indiscriminate selection of alcoholic beverages.
A goon slut does not have to be sexually active.

The term 'goon slut' was first coined by a genius northcliffian after he witnessed the affinity two particular Perth females had to cheap alcoholic beverages in particularly Goon. He noted that they often prefered the company of goon to that of a gentleman and ritually would administer the beverage via a funnel. This practise would render them motionless or abusive within two hours of drinking.
eg: that goon slut would even drink turpentine.

eg: lucky goon can't transmit infections or she'd have died from AIDS long ago.
by twaddles October 24, 2006
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goodthanker

by L. Awknad March 10, 2005
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Goon bitch

When doing drugs there will always be that person who lays down where ever they are and won't do shit. This person is a goonbitch. Goonbitches usually care only about themselves and make no effort to hide it. Most will try to take advantage of you in some way or cause you trouble in an activity.
Goon bitch: "Yo you think you could spot me for that green we just smoked?"
Friend: "Man I've spotted your ass like 50 times you goon bitch."
by Mr. Peezy June 24, 2009
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