ganja goggles

a pair of invisible goggles that magically appear when canibis is smoked. allowing the wearer to see an aura of happines around everything.

" GET YO GANJA GOGGLES ON BOI!!!!"

by POONANIPARTY February 16, 2015

Tommy goggles

Also known as Tom Goggles is the act of placing one testicle in each eye of the victim. Tom Goggles is not to be confused with a Roman Helmet where the direction of the penis is pointing down the bridge of the nose. Tommy goggles is a form of teabagging.

After that noscope snipe, I had to give him the Tommy Goggles.

by Squeebert_ February 8, 2017

quarantine goggles

Finding someone attractive who you normally would not due being locked up in your homes and not seeing humans in months.

Jim: Wow Mike don’t you think Susan Boyle was looking absolutely scrumptious in that new edition of Scottish Singers Weekly?

Mike: WTF Mike. Take off your Quarantine Goggles.

by Dank Frank April 30, 2020

Dressing room goggles

The completely distorted viewpoint while in the dressing room that you will have a desire/need/ability to wear a particular garment after purchase.

I was cleaning out my closet and found 6 tops that I bought last year because of dressing room goggles, of course, they still have the tags on them.

by Sassafras September 4, 2013

Knight Vision Goggles

One's ability to see chess tactics concerning the Knight.

With the White Queen on D3 and a White Knight on G5 on the open diagonal, Black to move, he plays ...g7 to stop Mate. Seeing the threat, Black was wearing his Knight Vision Goggles to see it with.

I noticed Magnus was wearing his Knight Vision Goggles when he sacrificed his Bishop followed by Nxf3+, Forking the King and Rook.

by DecemberTwentynine March 12, 2015

brontosaurus goggles

the term given to putting your nuts on a girls eyes and her proceeding to blink quickly and tickle them.

I went back to this girls house last night and gave her a set of brontosaurus goggles.

by shaunny80 May 9, 2006

goggle dropper

A goggle dropper is a special kind of butterface or girl who is paper bag pretty who is very attractive while wearing big glasses, however upon removal of said glasses instantaneously loses many points on any scale of beauty.

guy 1: Damn look at that dime piece over there with the glasses.
guy 2: Uh... wait til she takes em off, she's a real goggle dropper.

by Peetiewonder December 19, 2008