Funkskin

1. A foul smelling foreskin.

2. Dead skin that collects between the toes, under the arm, inside the elbow, etc. This skin is a sage color and smells disgustingly.

1. Nathan: (Pulls back his foreskin) Dude! Check out my knob!

Mikey: Eww! Man! That shit stinks! You got something nasty growing under that funkskin of yours...

2. Katelyn: Get your feet off of me, Robbie!

Robbie: Why? I thought you had a foot fetish?

Katelyn: Well, not when you got nasty, rotting funkskin on your feet, cheese toes!

by Brenyo June 2, 2010

Fungus Fairy

A smaller creature of the female species. She is a guaranteed STD transmitter. She will most likey have Athlete's Foot.

See that fungus fairy over there?

by TeddyW September 15, 2010

funcusion

the direct result of the saying "its all fun and games until someone gets hurt".

we spent all night in the emergency ward 'coz Bob got a funcusion from riding a bodyboard down the stairs at Toms party

by fourhundredbillion January 22, 2011

fungus fingers

Where you finger a blue waffle and get all of the puss on your fingers

oh dude, I heard you got fungus fingers of that girls blue waffle!

by westy lad March 12, 2011

Funkular

Fun killer

- Do you want to party ?
- Nah

- Such a Funkular ..

by Rawanlolo June 12, 2013

funbushed

When you're having so much fun that you're fucking exhausted

That party was great but now I'm funbushed

by valnar May 23, 2014

Fuckus

The state of mind when intense focus has been replaced with sexually charged hallucinations; sexual psychosis

Her eyes were fixed on a bar graph when it began to take a phallic shape, that's when she new the fuckus had set in.

by essjay5 October 15, 2015