fucktated 

Where something has happened - badly - that wasn't expected, in the least! Where something turned out the wrong way.

So there we were, watching the Commons debate on Trident when someone came in with some ching and the whole thing fucktated into a pile of nonsense!

OR

I went on a blind with one of Maria's pals at work. I tried the hand on her and found out she was a tranny, and the evening just fucktated before my very eyes.

fucktated by skirtlifter April 24, 2007

fucktard 

someone who is not literally 'retarded' but acts incredibly stupid to the point where you are so angry you have to add fuck to the beginning of the word

"ugghh, Perry tried to smack my ass again, what a fucktard!"

fucktard by tgb19 December 26, 2009

Fucktard 

People who decide for others what's funny or not .

The editors at urban dictionary are Fucktards !

Fucktard by cracksmoke November 6, 2014

Fucktard 

The 43rd President of the United States of America - George Walker Bush.

"How the fuck is this fucktard the leader of the free world?!"

Fucktard by AlecProtectorofMankind January 5, 2009

eat drillbit fucktard 

A vulgar sentence used when someone is getting their ass beaten down, specifically in a hardware store or a garage.

"Hey a drillbit... EAT DRILLBIT FUCKTARD!"

eat drillbit fucktard by Greg August 30, 2003

fucktard 

noun. one who is completey stupid/uneducated in the ways of the world; someone who thinks they know much about a subject, but they truly know nothing

John: Hey Mac? What does this meat look like to you?
Mac: I believe it's rhino meat. yeah... yeah, it's rhino meat.
Robert: What the hell? You fucktard! That's beef!

fucktard by mikal mafia April 12, 2009

Fucktastic 

When things go horribly wrong or circumstances lead to a frustrating event.

tom: Lets me get this straight.... we just got fired, we have no beer or liquer, and we live in a dry county? well isn't that fucktastic!

Fucktastic by Random names August 18, 2007