Fecal Fry

Refer to Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop. The strings of feces that come out of the Play-Doh Barbershop toy that is inserted into the sphincter.

Gay girl: I kinda want a fecal fry.

Gay Boy: Just shove that Play-Doh toy in my Jewish tuchus and I'll make you some.

Gay girl: Good cause I'm hungry!

See: Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop

by JewishButches December 28, 2009

fecal illusion

When you shit and it feels like its a small tree sized mega log but it turns out to be rabbit turd sized mini balls

When your shit feels big and it really is small and visa versa.

Wow dude that fecal illusion was intense. Like it felt really just ginormous coming out but when i looked at it, like a good citizen, it was really small. Frickin trippy dude.

by the see-ma-wae January 22, 2010

Fecalliala

Shit talk. From "fecal" (waste from bowlels) and "-liala" (Greek for meaningless babble).

Floyd Mayweather Jr's fecalliala is getting old.

by SovereignMH September 9, 2010

Fecal Extravaganza

A party or festival of epic proportions that usually ends in disbelief or embarrassment during the following day or days to come. See 'Shit Show'.

This party is going to be one hell of a Fecal Extravaganza!

by ///illertime September 2, 2011

Fecal Face

A virus you contract from anal adventures; The result of too many rim jobs.

Julie, after munching a few butts, came down with fecal face.

by mmelebois September 1, 2011

Fecal Mange

The unfortunate result of an awkward chocolate sham-póó in which the recipient allows the fecal matter to dry in his/her hair resulting in the appearance of matted, mange.

I was like "Damn, Girl! Don't be tryin to cuddle on me with that nappy ass fecal mange!"

by Reverend FeltaboyNorthernsert October 14, 2011

fecal cough

the passing of intestinal gas at a high rate of speed through the rectum, sometimes leaving a spray of stool in the undies

I thought i shit my pants but it was just a fecal cough

by John from Pacifica,Ca October 23, 2011