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Fair-a-nofski

A derivative of "fair enough", "fair-a-nofski" is a response to a statement or outcome that is assumed to be an absolute truth despite being based on no fact whatsoever. "Fair-a-nofski" denotes scepticism or dis-belief.

The first reported use of the phrase was after Christopher Columbus presented his plans to find a Western route to the Orient to King John II of Portugal (see example).
King John II: ...But Christopher, you cannot sail to the West. You fall off the edge of the Eartn - the Earth is flat!

Christopher Columbus: Fair-a-nofski.
by The Tower that is High December 12, 2012
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cookies at the fair

A common expression that indicates an item is being handed out in large quantities. Comes from the fact that cookies are frequently handed out at fairs.
That company hands out bonuses like they are cookies at the fair
by cribbage_lover January 22, 2014
mugGet the cookies at the fairmug.

corndog fair

A gangbang where all the dicks have penis sleeves.
I felt very full after those five guys took me down to the corndog fair.
by Fencer666 March 22, 2022
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foul is fair

Basically anything goes , bad behavior being foul , is accepted and to be expected .
Street fighting rule # 1.
Fight at your own risk . Foul is fair . Example : me have gun , you have none . Fair and fun .
by Han $olo September 1, 2022
mugGet the foul is fairmug.

fair havens

A camp in Ontario that teaches families about Christianity. They have morning and evening services. Let's be real here though, the only evening service that is attended is the Merry Heart Show. A very calm and relaxing place.
Your friend: What are your calm places?

Me: My bedroom and my bathroom are my Fair Havens.
by iJoshPlayz July 4, 2018
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Fair is foul

1. When 3 women with beards tell you that you’re gonna become king so you murder everyone you know and then get murdered by a caesarian man and a walking forest

2. when you think something is fair but then it turns out it’s actually not #plottwist
1.
WOMAN WITH BEARD 3: ‘and king thereafter’
MACBETH: ‘well time to kill’ *pulls out sword*
2.
person 1: ‘aw man i was forced to submit an application and now i’m gonna become a prefect’
person 2: ‘well fair is foul so ur just gonna have to deal with it
by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023
mugGet the Fair is foulmug.

Fair Up

An expression of support or encouragement. Used for footy teams, and often used to goad willing friends into illegal or stupid activities.

Australian slang.
#1: Fair up the Titans!

#2 (while on the back of a ute doing more than 100km/h): Fair up 'im Davo! Feed it!

#3 (while convincing mates to get fuck eyed): Fair up the beers aye.
by kingofspin March 12, 2020
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