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False Diarrhea

This is when you had diarrhea earlier and then later you have the rumbles in your stomach. You go to the bathroom thinking you need to go, but you just fart.
Oh! Gotta go! *30 seconds later* Never mind, false diarrhea!
by funnyman21224 May 13, 2011
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False Propaganda

The presentation of misleading information influencing an audience towards a particular cause!
"I heard on the news that kids with hoodies are dangerous"

"It's all lies and false propaganda"
by NOTORIOUS B.I.G July 3, 2014
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cead mile failte

Literally means a hundred thousand welcomes...

Used as... "Hello", but only tourists in ireland use it or people who are talking to Irish people... Irish people don't actually use it themselves...
by Cully April 1, 2003
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pwned in da faise

An extremely high level of pwnage, also known as pwnership. When someone is pwned and you want to rub it in, so you say HAHAHA pwned in da faise!
n00b: WTF!? I died 10 times already!??!

Me: HAHAHAHA pwned in da faise!
by Bob882 December 18, 2004
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failsomeness

This word is total failsomeness.
by 0sm0sis April 25, 2009
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False Metal

A crappy mallcore excuse for metal. False metal is commonly listened to wannabee teens who think it's so BR000TAL. It is commonly misclassified as "extreme metal" when it is just poser music, not even real metal. Examples are Suicide Silence and Cradle of Filth.
scene kid: z0mg ss aND c0f r soo br00tal extreem medal!!
Real metal head: No, that's called false metal or poser music. Go back to hot topic.
by abc23355sab December 19, 2009
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False Alarm

After flatulating with unusual warmth, this feeling of warmth impresses on the perpretator a sense of anguish, dismay, and shock, because the perpretator had thought he/she (most likely he) had produced a solid instead of a gas.
FART
(user checks pants)
Interesting...that fart was extraordinarily warm.
by neemx May 22, 2005
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