split faced wisker biscuit

n: A woman's vagina three days after shaving and showering.

Baby, your split faced wisker biscuit smells like a urinal full of roadkill.

by Tankesmaximus June 9, 2009

Schnitz Faced

When you eat so much Schnitzel that it makes you feel sick.

Pronounced: Sch-nit Faced

I got so Schnitz Faced last night and now I fell like crap

by Not Your WiFi April 23, 2011

Nut Faced

when someone gets owned, beaten, embaressed.

he just dunked on yao ming, yea he got nut faced.

by rosaneri May 14, 2011

Shift faced

(Adj) the act of being inebriated during your scheduled restaurant shift.

When she came in to work was fine, but by the end of the night she was shift faced.

by DJ McBojangles March 6, 2015

Hard faced

Strong features, homely, ugly face

His woman crush Wednesday is hard faced

by Classychick88 June 29, 2015

Waffle-faced

An individual whose visage is marked by deep pockmarks, typically a result of acne vulgaris

That on-camera PBS News Hour dude who reports on economics is definitely a waffle-faced—clearly once ravaged by acne vulgaris.

by AntoineStumpf March 18, 2021

Shady two-faced skank whore

1. A girl who is two-faced, and goes behind her friends, and equals backs to try and make herself more popular.

A girl who whore's around, and then denies it, a girl who is overall shady.

2. A burrito with everything on it.

1.The "Blender" girls are shady two-faced skank whores.

2.Hola, can I get a shady two-faced skank whore?

by Lola Flores December 29, 2010