Ejaculation Comfort

In a postion so comfortable that movment is near impossible and to any more comfort added to your postion would cause extreme uncontrolable ejaculation and thus requiring a smoke.

dude can get the remote for us i would but im in a state of ejaculation comfort

by Master mind grapes March 16, 2009

ejaculatee

The recipient of ejaculate

A: How was that girl you invited over the other night?
B: She was totally an ejaculatee

by Notmyrealname, seriously1 November 27, 2013

prematurely ejaculated

kicking a star out of a sport or contest based on erroneous info

Those PTI guys prematurely ejaculated Pacman Jones from the NFL just before the accuser withdrew her assault accusation.

by euphemismo January 18, 2008

emaculator

one who's immense optimistic proposal to some incredible , amazing, magical outcome is clearly bullshit cause you know he's just an oversized dick-head spewing ejaculator. Always involves money and a false sense of security.

Rush: Our "Great Emaculator" is going to bring peace to our homeland by continuing this war in Iraq.

by mr butcher March 15, 2008

ejeculate

feeding your grandma

A: Dude, can you come over?
B: No man, I have to ejeculate again.
A: Bummer.

by number 2 June 14, 2004

bird ejaculation

Stuff that comes out after a bird ejaculates, duh!

T:"Hey Jon, I think that pigeon is going to rape that dove." J:"Can birds rape each other?"
T:"Of course"
J:"It's like how they produce more birds... bird ejaculation."

by Makk October 25, 2005

ejaculate

Also used as a projectile weapon that can move at very high speeds.

18:23 <YonOid> shoulda shot them in the eye 18:23 <aC|D6> with ejaculate?.

by Foug April 9, 2003