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Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.
The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.
by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004
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Eggery

Eggery is the act of passing wind silently but deadly. This willful debauchary generally occurs on public transport or in public places.

This is generally done anomalously with a silent extrusion.
sniff sniff

"Who has commited Eggery?"
by broken banjo March 27, 2007
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eldersit

to babysit for someone who is elderly.

Stems form the idea that caring for babies and the elderly require similar things- soft food, diapers, soothing talk and the occasional need to reassure them when they get fussy.
had to eldersit for Grandpa the other weekend. I fed him strained peas and carrots.
by Wordsmiths January 30, 2007
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elder jail

the place the elder male ('grandpapa', "pop-pop", e.t.c.)
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the 'goods'; and being 'hitched up' (or not!) to an "expired shelf life" female, that no longer has ANY interest in sex!!

being 'penalized' by the inability to 'attract' above described human due to age!, and/or 'chronological erosion'.

-an 'imaginary wall', barrier, or 'cage' (but quite REAL!!) preventing "pop-pop" from touching the 'goods'!!; (oil and water being unable to MIX!!)

-one or more generations of cultural difference, AND age, making communication somewhat 'foreign' or 'alien'. -physical attraction in the 'old', rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!
john's grampa was about oozing all over beth!! (reponse:) yeah!!, it must be rough burning in elder jail!!

grandpa joe went home and 'ground the poison' out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the 'titty bar'.

joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn't stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!
by michael foolsley July 26, 2012
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Eager Bunny

Your 15 year old cousin who wants to get knocked-up.
I worry she is to much of an Eager Bunny to make it to 18 before she has a baby.
by D'jisorderly November 30, 2014
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Elderpunk

Any punk fifty or older, revered and respected in the punk rock scene by the younger generations of punks.
Hey! Tania's hit 5-0 she's elderpunk now!

Kudos to the elderpunks who kept it from dying!

You ain't elderpunk, you're only forty-seven!
by SJAB58 November 4, 2017
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Eagerless

How could you not watch that video i suggested , you're such an eagerless person
by Emilio hawkshack October 25, 2018
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