blowing the elf

Smoking, mainly tobacco. When smokers hunch over to light up it looks as if they're performing a service on a small being cupped in their hands. Thus, blowing the elf.

The phrase blowing the elf was coined by a highschool student sick of assholes blowing smoke in her face.

"Dude, don't blow the elf around me, it smells."

blowing the elf by Sara March 30, 2005

bloody elf 

Describes a situation in which things continue to spiral out of hand. Usually has nothing to do literally with blood nor elfs, but is still technically possible.

You can't get to San Diego because you became nautious halfway enroute while driving there in order to move into your first house away from home? Bloody elf!

bloody elf by G. Thomas August 14, 2008

keebler elf 

a slang term for a homesexual who indulges in anal sex.

"That keebler elf is a fudge packer."

keebler elf by moe bridge May 13, 2005

Night Elf Mohawk 

Mr T's Class/Race in World of Warcraft

"Hi I'm Mr T and I'm a Night Elf Mohawk."

Night Elf Mohawk by YNG March 18, 2008

Canadian Elf 

A small, usually blonde haired person, that is very annoying. Occationally seen with freezer elfs.

JIM: Damn Candian Elf, always crawling up my leg and biting the inside of my ass!

Canadian Elf by Alen A. and Igor B. June 16, 2004

papa elf 

Instead of Daddy, call your man papa elf around Christmas time to really get in the spirit

"Can you go lower?"
"No problem Papa Elf"

papa elf by Bbbydg December 4, 2016

pervy hobbit/elf fancier 

a fan of lotr that really likes hobbits and/or elves from the movie and/or book.

pervy hobbit/elf fancier by XfantomcatX April 19, 2003