deaf leppard

a sexual move where you shoot it in her ear and then hit her all over very quickly to make spots

I was having a bad day and longed for entertainment, so i gave my wife a def leppard

by ben December 10, 2003

Nose deaf

A word my roommate used instead of saying people can't spell.

Did you hear that James is nose deaf? You mean he can't smell?

by Eblic April 6, 2017

dreafty

just a nasty grimey ting DONE FINISH

a nasty ugly weird fat hooker

your fat hooker is dreafty

by siggy879 August 29, 2006

deaf aid

deaf aid is a bluetooth device which looks just like a hearing aid

look at the size of that deaf aid that bloke is using

by tru trix December 9, 2008

deafmegan

Noun - band in Evansville, IN that melts faces with amazing instrumentation and inmeasurable fun; also a character on the Showtime show, "Weeds" who was named after the band

Verb - to be paralyzed by amazingness

Noun - That band deafmegan last night kicked ass!

Verb - That BJ was deafmegan! Do it again!

by trmptplaya February 4, 2010

Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .

Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.

by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010

Deaf Spouse

That one person you can tell anything, and they won't judge you for it.

Rosie's my Deaf Spouse you can tell her anything, without judgement!

by ThatKiddKofi September 26, 2010