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dumbline

how the colorguard refers to the drumline.
Sometimes i hate the dumbline!

SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBLINE!
by Ari March 7, 2005
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dumbarse

A way to say dumbass in a bit of a diluted manner.
Friend: Those loosers keep dissing Otakus!
Me: What dumbarses!
Friend: I know!
Dumbarses: I hate Otakus! Anime sucks! Japan can go to hell!
*Dumbarses are hit by a druck driven by me*
by Alex W October 16, 2005
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dumberer

obviously ANYONE can grow up to become president
I see the strategery he presents in the oval office even though his nation gets dumberer and dumberer.
by magnusonart April 30, 2005
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Dumbledore Protection

Dumbledore Protection is a very good and useful system created by two intelligent girls. Dumbledore Protection has nothing to do with Harry Potter, not usually, anyways.
Dumbledore Protection (D.P) is a system that is used quite simply. If you want to do something that you may find difficult (ie. talk to your crush), you can say "I will talk to (crushes name) tomorrow. DUMBLEDORE PROTECTION." The moment that the phrase passes your lips it means YOU MUST do that deed or very very bad things will happen (bad luck for 10 years, or other unfortunate events)
There is only a few exceptions where these unfortunate events will not happen, like if your crush isn't at school the day you promised Dumbledore to talk to him. This is okay because it is not your fault, the only thing is you MUST talk to him the next day, or whenever it is that you next see him.
D.P works. It is beautiful.
"I'm going to ask him out on friday, Dumbledore protection! Nothing I can say will disregard this, because I just swore to Dumbledore that I will do it."
by LILDGAL April 2, 2009
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dumbledore

when a man cums in a girls hair and on the chin so it drips down her chest. then he sprinkles some trimmed pubes on the cum to make it look like a beard.

optional: scream harry potter phrases like "give it here malfoy"
or "expecto-petronis!"
My boyfriend gave me a classic dumbledore last night. When I went to work the next morning I still had some pubes on my chin. It was so hot.
by delexali July 22, 2009
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Dumbler

Someone who royally F's up everything they do.
That guy who keeps giving away the answer unintentionally is such a dumbler.
by IggyGaara April 13, 2010
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Dumblejew

Look at that dumblejew he's a queef!
by Arty Lang May 9, 2008
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