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Dumbleteamed 

When two elderly men dress in wizard costumes and have a three way with an underage boy.
"Hey Bill, did you see that little boy over there? He looks like he wants to get Dumbleteamed"

"Sure did, I'll go grab my robes and cast The Summoning Charm on his sweet little ass."

dumblebees 

A group of intellectually inferior individuals that tend to swarm together, like bees.
"Look at that group of sorority girls. What a bunch of dumblebees!"
dumblebees by Markew August 30, 2005

Dumbleweed 

To score on ones self in the game of foosball
I was about to win but commited a Dumbleweed.
Dumbleweed by Booger132 December 27, 2011

Dumbledeuce 

n. Dum.bull.doose.

A poo of such magical and mythic proportions, and with the curvature of a mighty wand, it could have been conjured by one of the bravest and most powerful wizards ever known.
"I just took one that looked all crooked and hard like the walking cane of a wizard."

"Expellianus! 'Twas a Dumbledeuce!"

Dumbledean

Someone who is clumbsy and/or slow.

Also used as a snuggable person.
Oh great we will be waiting forever for this dumbledean!

Or

I can't wait to lay down with my dumbledean tonight!
Dumbledean by mattyboomz September 27, 2010

Dumbleweed 

When you and your friend hook up in a 69 (non-sexually way) and start rolling by using your feet.
Bruh is that a tumble weed?
Nah B it's a dumbleweed