A Perfectly Drunken Night takes place when you (male or female) have had just the right amount of alcoholic beverages to perform substantially above par sexually, usually resulting in exceeding previous expectations and smashing personal bests/records in the bedroom.
Guy 1: “So how did last night go after you left the bar with juicy booty?”
Guy2: “Man it was definitely a perfectly drunken night. I hit her with the pound game and made her cum like 12 times. We lost count!”
Guy2: “Man it was definitely a perfectly drunken night. I hit her with the pound game and made her cum like 12 times. We lost count!”
by A-Zo88 April 22, 2019
Get the Perfectly Drunken Nightmug. This is what occurs during practice when everyone but your section is outside and you've exhausted every ounce of motivation to practice in you. Does not actually include drunken members, or alcohol for that matter.
*Everyone else but section leaves*
Mike: Okay, let's practice!
*five minutes later*
Mike: Okay, time for a drunken discussion!
Everyone else: It's about time!
Mike: Okay, let's practice!
*five minutes later*
Mike: Okay, time for a drunken discussion!
Everyone else: It's about time!
by Bea Minor July 28, 2017
Get the drunken discussionmug. When a KVM switch messes with your mouse and your mouse just moves wherever it wants at any given time.
it seems possesed.
it seems possesed.
Well, I would've had that report done, but the Drunken Mouse Syndrome is keeping me from clicking on anything. I'll let it sit for a while until it gets better... maybe.
by Roxtards July 13, 2022
Get the Drunken Mouse Syndromemug. A sex act characterized by performing oral sex on your male partner while you're sitting on the toilet.
Jonathan wouldn't leave me alone while I was trying to take a shit, so I gave him a drunken pharaoh.
by RandyDanger April 1, 2017
Get the drunken pharaohmug. The angry drunken skunk is when you are fisting a drunk females ass and you hit it just right you will feel pressure on your fist and that's when you rip your fist out of her ass like you are starting a lawnmower and immediately once your fist is out shit will shoot every where hense the term drunken skunk
by uptheasswiththecompotision April 8, 2016
Get the angry drunken skunkmug. Chris had an epic drunken weekend from Thursday to Saturday where he doesn't remember shit but knows he had a great time.
by Frattdaddy July 10, 2014
Get the drunken weekendmug. This is when someone gets so drunk they fall over in the middle of the road with his pants down and starts masturbating at taxi drivers.
by Diana’s airbag November 23, 2021
Get the Drunken Robmug.